Reviews


Welcome to our Reviews section. This page shows every review ever published on Man Reviews Food in reverse chronological order by the month they were posted. I also thought it would be cute to give each month a title, as if each was a chapter in a book I’d call “My Road To Obesity”.

We write mostly fast food reviews, but occasionally we’ll write reviews from full-service restaurants as well.

April 2015
Review: Wendy’s Jalapeno Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich

March 2015
Review: McDonald’s Guacamole Burger
Review: Carl’s Jr. Redhook Beer Battered Cod Fish Sandwich

February 2015
Review: Jack in the Box Classic Buttery Jack
Review: Taco Bell Sausage Country AM Crunchwrap

January 2015
Review: Wendy’s Bacon and Blue on Brioche

October 2014
Review: Sonic Cheesy Pub Chicken Sandwiches and Burger

September 2014
Review: Quiznos Ciabatta Toasties (All 3 Flavors)
Review: Starbucks Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin
Review: McDonald’s Jalapeno Double

August 2014
Review: Wendy’s Gouda Chicken Sandwich on Brioche
Review: Jack in the Box Jalapeno Ranch Ultimate Cheeseburger

July 2014
Review: Taco Bell Chicken Cantina Power Bowl
Review: Sonic’s Cheesy Bread Dogs
Review: Denny’s Baja Moons Over My Hammy
Review: Dairy Queen Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Pie Blizzard
Review: Wendy’s Strawberry Fields Chicken Salad

June 2014 – “There’s a burrito in my quesadilla…”
Review: Taco Bell Dr. Pepper Vanilla Float Freeze
Review: IHOP Strawberry and Banana Cream Pie Pancakes
Review: IHOP Blueberry Cannoli Pancakes
Review: Taco Bell Quesarito (Beef)
Review: McDonald’s Peaches and Creme Pie
Review: Wendy’s Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe

May 2014 – “Free Tea for the Entire Audience!”
Review: Carl’s Jr. Big Chicken Fillet Sandwich
Review: Sonic Blue Raspberry with Nerds Candy Slush
Review: Panda Express Shiitake Kale Chicken Breast and Bacon Orange Chicken
Review: Starbucks Teavana Oprah Chai Tea Latte
Review: Dairy Queen Strawberry Shortcake Blizzard
Review: KFC Double Down
Review: Blazin’ Chicken Sandwich from Jack in the Box

April 2014 – “Sonic, what are you doing?”
Review: Sonic’s Chocolate Covered Jalapeno Shake
Review: Wendy’s Tuscan Chicken on Ciabatta
Review: Burger King’s Chicken Big King
Review: Subway Tuscan Chicken Florentine Melt
Review: Taco Bell’s Sausage A.M. Crunchwrap
Review: McDonald’s Double Filet-O-Fish

March 2014 – “Taco Bell Introduces First Meal”
Review: Taco Bell Waffle Taco with Sausage
Review: Starbucks Vegetable & Fontiago Breakfast Sandwich
Review: McDonald’s Cherry Pie
Review: Wendy’s Asian Cashew Chicken Salad
Review: McDonald’s Bacon Clubhouse Burger
Review: Quizno’s Mac and Cheese with Lobster and Seafood
Review: Taco Bell XXL Steak, Beef, and Chicken Crispy Taco
Review: McDonald’s Chocolate Covered Strawberry Frappe

February 2014 – “Bork… Beef and Pork”
Review: Panda Express Golden Szechuan Fish
Review: Subway Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt
Review: Jack in the Box Bacon Ranch Monster Taco
Review: Jack in the Box Nacho Monster Taco
Review: Jack in the Box Bacon Insider Burger

January 2014 – “New Years Resolutions Never Stood a Chance”
Review: Taco Bell’s Chili Cheese Fries Loaded Griller
Review: Taco Bell’s Chipotle Ranch Chicken Loaded Griller
Review: Burger King Spicy Original Chicken Sandwich – 6/10
Review: Sonic’s Salsa Verde Breakfast Burrito – 7.5/10
Review: Wendy’s Ciabatta Bacon Cheeseburger – 9.5/10
Review: Burger King’s Rodeo Burger – 5/10
Review: Taco Bell’s Grilled Stuft Nacho – 5.5/10

December 2013 – “Wendy’s gets spicy! (or at least tries)”
Review: Wendy’s Spicy Chipotle Jr. Cheeseburger
Review: McDonald’s Bacon McDouble
Review: Denny’s Bilbo’s Breakfast Feast

November 2013 – “The Big Mac Meets Its Match?”
Review: McDonald’s Holiday Pie
Review: McDonald’s Buffalo Ranch McChicken
Review: Jack’s Stacked Grilled Cheese Burger Munchie Meal – 8.5/10
Review: Taco Bell’s Triple Steak Stack – 5.5/10
Review: McDonald’s BBQ Ranch Burger – 8.5/10
Review: Burger King Big King Burger – 7.5/10
Review: Subway Sriracha Chicken Melt – 7.5/10
Review: Sonic’s Island Fire SuperSONIC Cheeseburger – 6.5/10

October 2013 – “Bending the Laws of Fry Physics”
Review: Burger King’s Satisfries – 7.5/10
Review: McDonald’s Southwest Premium McWrap – 8/10
Review: Burger King Angry Whopper – 8.5/10
Review: Carl’s Jr. Maple Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit – 8.5/10
Review: Papa John’s Mega Chocolate Chip Cookie – 8.5/10

September 2013 – “McDonald’s Tries Chicken Wings (successfully)”
Review: Wendy’s Pretzel Pub Chicken Sandwich – 9/10
Review: McDonald’s Baked Pumpkin Pie – 8/1o
Review: Arby’s Smokehouse Brisket Sandwich – 5.5/10
Review: McDonald’s Mighty Wings – 8.5/10
Review: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Iced Coffee – 9/10
Review: Burger King’s Buffalo Chicken Strips – 4/10
Review: Dairy Queen Choco Covered Cheesecake Blizzard – 8.5/10
Review: Burger King’s French Fry Burger – 6/10

August 2013 – “Another Good Month for Taco Bell”
Review: Carl’s Jr.’s Buffalo Blue Cheese Burger – 7.5/10
Review: Taco Bell Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos – 8.5/10
Review: IHOP Cherries and Cream Belgian Waffle – 7.5/10
Review: Arby’s Salted Caramel Shake – 1.5/10
Review: Subway’s Applewood Pulled Pork Sub – 6/10
Review: Taco Bell’s Brownie Sandwich – 6.5/10
Review: Taco Bell’s Shredded Chicken Smothered Burrito – 8.5/10

July 2013 – “Gone to Hawaii”
Review: McDonald’s Taro Pie – 7/10
Review: KFC Hot Shot Bites 8.5/10
Review: Dairy Queen Lemon Meringue Pie Blizzard – 4.5/10
Review: McDonald’s Deluxe Quarter Pounder – 6.5/10
Review: Pizza Hut Firebaked Style Flatbread Pizzas – 5.5/10
Review: Taco Bell Cantina Double Steak Quesadilla – 8/10
Review: Jack in the Box Loaded Chili Cheese Wedges – 6.5/10

June 2013 – “BBQ Season”
Review: Wendy’s Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger 8.5/10
Review: Jack in the Box Big Waffle Stack – 9/10
Review: Jack in the Box Big Stack – 8/10
Review: Burger King Memphis BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich – 6.5/10
Review: Burger King Chunky Oreo Cookie – 4.5/10
Review: Quiznos Spicy BBQ Pulled Pork Sub – 8/10
Review: IHOP Tiramisu Pancakes – 6.5/10
Review: Wendy’s Frosty Waffle Cone – 5/10
Review: Dairy Queen S’mores Blizzard – 8/10
Review: Carl’s Jr. Super Bacon Cheeseburger – 7.5/10

May 2013 – “McRib Killer and the Worst Frappuccino Ever”
Review: Carl’s Jr./Green Burrito San Diego Burrito – 6.5/10
Review: McDonald’s Blueberry Pomegranate Smoothie – 8/10
Review: McDonald’s Bacon Habanero Ranch Quarter Pounder – 8.5/10
Review: Sonic Peanut Butter and Bacon Shake – 7.5/10
Review: Burger King Sweet Potato Fries – 7.5/10
Review: Burger King Rib Sandwich – 8/10
Review: IHOP Brioche French Toast – Peaches: 5/10, Bananas: 8.5/10
Review: Starbucks Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino – 3/10
Review: Arby’s House Made Chips – 8/10
Review: Arby’s King’s Hawaiian Roast Beef & Swiss – 9/10
Review: Starbucks Lemon Cake Pops – 8.5/10
Review: Quiznos Chicken Fajita Sub – 7.5/10

April 2013 – “KFC creates a monster, and the Egg McMuffin revisited”
Review: McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin – 8.5/10
Review: Carl’s Jr. Smoked Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit – 8.5/10
Review: Jack in the Box Chipotle Chicken Club – 8.5/10
Review: KFC Boneless Chicken – White: 4.5/10, Dark: 8/10
Review: Jack in the Box Blueberry Muffin Oatmeal – 7.5/10
Review: Sonic Cinnasnacks – 9/10
Review: Mcdonald’s Strawberry and Creme Pie – 7.5/10
Review: Burger King Bacon Cheddar Stuffed Burger – 7/10
Review: Burger King Donut Holes – 8/10
Review: Panda Express Samurai Surf and Turf  – 6.5/10
Review: Dairy Queen Chocolate Covered Pretzel Blizzard – 8/10

March 2013 – “Burger King Strikes Again… and Taco Bell spawns another Doritos Taco”
Review: Wendy’s Smokey Honey Mustard Chicken Flatbread – 9/10
Review: Burger King Loaded Tater Tots – 5/10
Review: Burger King Turkey Burger – 7.5/10
Review: Carl’s Jr. Jim Beam Bourbon Burger – 8/10
Review: Burger King Chipotle Whopper – 9/10
Review: Burger King Latte – 7.5/10
Review: McDonald’s McWraps – 7.5/10, 7.5/10, 8/10
Review: McDonald’s Hot ‘n Spicy McChicken – 8/10
Review: Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco – 6.5/10
Review: Sonic Fudge Brownie Molten Cake Sundae – 5.5/10
Review: Arby’s Double-Stacked Reuben Sandwich – 8/10
Review: Arby’s Mint Chocolate Swirl Shake – 9/10

February 2013: – “Mmmmmm… fish”
Review: McDonald’s Shamrock Shake – 7.5/10
Review: Sonic Sweet Potato Tots – 8/10
Review: Sonic Spicy Popcorn Chicken – 7/10
Review: Burger King Smooth Roast Mocha Iced Coffee – 8/10
Review: Burger King Bacon Gouda Muffin Sandwich – 9.5/10
Review: Quiznos Lobster and Seafood Salad Sub – 8/10
Review: Carl’s Jr. Charbroiled Atlantic Cod Fish Sandwich – 6.5/10
Review: Jack in the Box Hot Cinnamon Shake – 8.5/10
Review: McDonald’s Fish McBites – 7/10
Review: Jack in the Box Hot Mess Burger – 8.5/10

January 2013: – “Burger King Strikes Back”
Review: Sonic Chocolate Cherry Sweetheart Shake – 9/10
Review: Burger King Molten Fudge Bites – 8.5/10
Review: Dairy Queen Chocolate Candy Shop Blizzard – 7.5/10
Review: Sonic Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwiches – 6.5/10, 8.5/10, and 7.5/10
Review: Burger King Avocado and Swiss Whopper – 8/10
Review: Burger King Chicken Nuggets – 9/10
Review: McDonald’s Grilled Onion Cheddar – 8.5/10
Review: Burger King Cheesy Tots – 9/10
Review: McDonald’s Steak and Egg Burrito – 8.5/10
Review: Burger King Philly Chicken Sandwich – 6.5/10

December 2012: – “Finally bought a better camera”
Review: Arby’s Chocolate Molten Lava Cake – 8/10
Review: Taco Bell Loaded Grillers – 6.5/10, 7.5/10, and 7.5/10
Review: Carl’s Jr. Jalapeno Turkey Burger – 8.5/10
Review: Mcdonald’s McRib Sandwich – 7.5/10
Review:Jack in the Box Chili Cheese Curly Fries – 8/10
Review: Taco Bell Churro and Cookie Sandwich – 9/10 and 3/10
Review:Jack in the Box Brownie Bites – 8/10
Review: McDonald’s Peppermint Hot Chocolate – 4/10
Review: Dairy Queen Candy Cane Chill Blizzard – 8/10
Review: Jack in the Box Bonus Jack – 4/10

November 2012: – “Getting into the hang of things”
Review: Sonic Chocolate Mint Holiday Shake – 8/10
Review: Taco Bell XXL Steak Nachos – 7/10
Review: Arby’s Peppermint Stick Swirl Shake – 9/10
Review: Carl’s Jr. Chicken Taquitos – 9.5/10
Review: Wendy’s Mozzarella Chicken Supreme Sandwich – 9/10
Review: Jack in the Box Loaded Breakfast Sandwich – 9/10
Review: Burger King Gingerbread Cookie Shake – 5/10
Review: McDonald’s Angus CBO Sandwich – 8/10
Review: Taco Bell Chicken Cantina Bowl – 9/10

One Comment

  1. I miss your heart felled reviews about new fast food cuisine. I am worried you had a heart attack. Or did your anus turn against you? Either way , you are missed. God bless.

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